Sexelerometer iPhone app measures sexual prowess
There's an app for that, too
Sexelerometer's App Store description boasts that it's the first app of its kind. This is untrue: another very similar app called Passion was released last year.
With that correction out of the way, let's take a look at what Sexelerometer does: it measures sexual performance. How? By sitting under your pillow during coitus and using the iPhone's accelerometer and clock to measure the duration and magnitude of your fumblings.
On the basis of these data, it then displays encouraging messages. For example, "The was a SWEET 36 minutes of sex. You managed to achieve 48 points."
That's right. And there's more good news: "The more you SEX, the higher level you get."
The fun doesn't stop there. The Sexelerometer is just the first feature of this app. The second is the Sex-signature, which uses the accelerometer to create an image representing your sexual intercourse, which you can save to your gallery.
I have no idea how this actually works, but the trailer strongly implies that you can somehow augment it with pornography.
It costs 59p. And your pride.
