Pirates Sexy Black Jack

Considering that pirates aren't exactly paragons of virtue, having one at the helm of your game's gambling engine is not the most reassuring of ideas. There's not much sailing of the seas in this game though, as it's a run-of-the-mill blackjack affair, with some images of naked women to unlock on the way.

It is at least fairly simple to play. At the start of a game, you'll see the various types of chips you have to bet with. You're given $500 to start with, and the minimum bet is $15. Once you've made your bet, the first two cards are drawn for yourself and the dealer. Unless you get a special hand, all you have to worry about is getting as close to 21 as possible without going over, by drawing cards in the subsequent rounds.

If you draw two identical cards, you get the option to drop one, although you have to double your bet. If you're particularly confident about your first hand, you can also double your bet, but will only be allowed to draw one additional card. The final special situation happens when the dealer draws an ace as their first card. In this case you can choose to insure your bet for half the original cost, should the dealer win with a blackjack.

These slightly more complicated situations aside, Pirates Sexy Black Jack is dead simple, and the only real aim you have apart from winning rounds is in unlocking the porno pirate images. These are bought using your winnings.

Unfortunately, this hasn't been implemented very wisely. You see, all the images cost the same amount, $595, and this amount can be won easily after one round by making a moderate bet. If you lose the round, you may as well just re-start the game ad-infinitum until you win the round. With just six images to unlock, you should have everything in the bag within five minutes. So, a flawed structure? Just a tad, yes.

Although the round of blackjack plays out convincingly enough, there's no additional game structure to keep you playing after these five minutes or so have elapsed. Even high scores are best achieved by going in with big bets and making your money in the first few rounds, considering that it's more-or-less based on luck and there's no levelling-up to do. In spite of a detailed photo-realistic background, the presentation is also a little ropey. The adult images are detailed and take up the vast majority of the screen, though.

If you're simply in it for these images, Pirates Sexy Black Jack is just fine, but if you're after a reasonably satisfying game too, you'll want to sail right past this one.

Pirates Sexy Black Jack

A weak blackjack game that you can plunder in five minutes. Only worth it if you're desperate for the adult content
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