This week on the PS Vita Store - Kung Fu Rabbit, Stealth: A Clone in the Dark, and Hermit Crab in Space

If I told you that the PS Vita online store is looking good this week, I'd be totally lying.

Sorry about that.

Europeans, in particular, get a very underwhelming selection of new downloadables this week, while Americans have one or two smaller bits to pick away at.

Maybe some Dead or Alive 5 DLC will save the day. Well, let's be honest: it probably won't.

Read on and prosper.

Full-price releases

Europeans! You can download, errrrr, nothing new. Well, if you're in Spain, you can grab an app for social networking site Tuenti. But, yeah, not great.

Perhaps DLC will save us, after all! Well, no, not really.

There's a costume pack for LittleBigPlanet for £2.39, and five packs for Dead or Alive 5 Plus. That's it. Yes.

Meanwhile, Americans can nab Doodle God for $5.99. This is awful. Kung Fu Rabbit, however, is a twitch platformer about rescuing kidnapped bunnies from something evil.

Hmmmm. Not exactly brimming with brilliance.

American PS Plus subscribers should listen up right... about... now.

That's because you can pre-order Stealth: A Clone in the Dark for $7.99 instead of the usual $9.99.

But that's it. Do not ask for more, for I have no more to offer. I am done. Spent.

Sony recently started launching PS Mobile games on a weekly basis. Which is rather nice.

Let's see what Sony has up its virtual sleeve this week, then, eh...

Hermit Crab in Space is a bit special. This top-drawer space shooter is a PlayStation Mobile Game Jam winner, no less.

The Packet Queen is a puzzle game in which you sort packets. Block Buster, meanwhile, is a Breakout clone. Does not look promising, bud.

From the description of Dynamic Visual Acuity Test: "With this application, you will also be able to easily measure your dynamic viewing ability." Okayyyy.

Touch Treasure. Touch treasure! Do not touch bombs! Also, probably do not play.

To finish off, here's an interesting one. Adventure Bar Labyrinth is the name. Free-to-play RPGing is the game. I thank you.

And that's your lot. Back again next week!