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There's real, actual softcore porn available on the EU Switch store now

Pure / Electric Love is definitely not pure

There's real, actual softcore porn available on the EU Switch store now
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Nintendo may be the home of family-friendly gaming, but it seems to be easing off a bit on the Switch – that's the only explanation for the three slightly racy games that have just launched on the EU store.

Originally only available in Japan, the "Pure / Electric Love" series is three games in which you "talk" to attractive women on your "phone" (Switch) to unlock sexy pictures of them, along with the odd video. No, really. That's it.

You can make various choices in the conversation as you go to earn different images and movies, and then presumably ogle said unlockables at your leisure. We haven't played it yet. It's unlikely we ever will.

Pure / Electric Love Screenshot

The only catch is that the game hasn't been translated – unless you're fluent in Japanese, then you won't understand a thing that's going on. Not that you really need to understand "woman wears revealing clothes", of course.

It's not the only softcore porn headed to Switch. The Nekopara series has already landed in Japan, and A Good Librarian Like A Good Shepherd is also launching in Asia soon. I wouldn't recommend Googling those if you're at work right now, as you might get sacked on the spot. You have been warned.

Should you want to try out the Pure / Electric Love series, each "game" (girl) costs £3.59, with additional scenarios available for £5.39 each or £7.19 in a bundle. That's around £30 if you want to talk to every woman on offer.

What a world, eh?

Ric Cowley
Ric Cowley
Ric was somehow the Editor of Pocket Gamer, having started out as an intern in 2015. He hopes to take over the world the same way.