Pornmanager coming on mobile

Driving a Ferrari, flying a jet, pretending to be a blue hedgehog with a mohican – sometimes, mobile games make your dreams reality.

Which brings us, like a would-be starlet down on her knees in Hollywood, to porn.

Of course, fact-hounds, real-life porn can be a sordid business – not to mention a carpet-soiling one. On your mobile phone in HandyGames' Pornmanager though, it's a colourful cartoon romp through a million teenage boys' wet dreams.

Who wouldn't want to write, cast, and, erm, shoot (in) their own porn movies? Starting off as an unknown porn producer, you both create movies, and then sell the resultant DVDs and TV shows (and soul) to make your ill-gotten fortune.

Naturally, it's not all fun and BDSM games in your private porn villa. Studs and babes can have off-days too, meaning more than lines will be getting fluffed. You'll also need to provide them with new rooms, decorated to their whims, and generally take care of their private lives as well as their private parts.

There's also a movie editor of some sort included, although we presume this doesn't enable you to upload your own homemade creations. (Now there's an idea for the sequel).

And who knows, maybe there'll even be a cameo by the streaker from Handygames' Flitzer football game in there somewhere? Flesh mad, this lot.

Pornmanager will be in, out, in, out, and shaking it all about at a mobile operator near you from 13th July.