Love Island: The Game cheats and tips - Who is Love Island's best boy?
Hunky husbandos
I do like a chiseled set of abs, my friends. Oh yes, the male form can be magnificent, and when it comes to sheer sex appeal, the Love Island: The Game lads have got it in spades.
But the important question is, as always, who's the one true love? Who's the hardest husbando? And it's a difficult choice, but we'd say it depends on what your tastes are.
The fact is, we need a man who's going to treat us right. We don't need a man who brings home the bacon while I'm at home, no, we need a man who's just willing to do something special for us every now and then after a hard day at work. And if abs are also involved, then it's just a flat out victory.
Here we've broken down all of the big and bad Love Island boys so you can pick your one true love. Aren't we helpful?
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1
Jake
Jake, what are you doing on Love Island?
Like, I'm not trying to be mean, I think you're a lovely guy and everything, but - your description literally says you have known heartbreak. Like, come on, is Love Island your rebound phase? Really mate?
He seems confident enough in himself, and could certainly be a friendly guy, but if he's going to get mopey and clingy somewhere down the line, will it be worth it?
Though, he is a chef. Food is good. That's an important factor to note.
2
Mason
Oh, now, here we go.
Sure, yeah, he's pulling a pose, has those minuscule shorts on so he can show off that oblique taper, he's a cocky bugger, but damn. Cheesegrater abs my friends. Cheesegrater abs.
He's a musician and an underwear model, so you know he both has a soul and keeps in shape. Incredible.
It all seems perfect until you realise his favourite food is Love Hearts. What? The sweet? The candy pellet things? Mate you best not deliver those to me on Valentine's Day instead of a steak dinner otherwise you're out.
3
Miles
Ugh. Miles.
Where do we even start. Yeah sure, he's from Glasgow, he's got that lovely strong accent, tells you that you're a "gawjus lassie" and all that, but what's going on with that hair mate? And that terrible stubble? Deary me.
Also, body tattoos are excellent but mate, ugh, what's going on? Amateur hour. If you can't take pride in the artist you choose, what even is the point?
Nice shorts though. I guess. And he wants to build a house. But will likely pull a cowboy builder and decide to leave the job half done, explaining that it’s okay to live in a shack.
4
Tim
Get the hell out of here Tim.
Tim is from Truro. Cornwall. Can you believe that? Ugh, just, let's not get started on bloody Cornwall.
He's a DJ. Right. DJ. Listen, if your mate is the manager at the club and let's you pick the Spotify playlist, you're not a DJ, you get me? That's blatant false advertising.
Not only that my friends, he describes himself as a "genius". Do we need pseudo intellects on Love Island? No thanks. You're out of here.
Plus, he sulked when I didn't give him attention. Not attractive.
5
Jasper
Another potential where it was all going so well.
To start, the hair. Beautiful. Confident. I can't help but adore it, so very strong. That's a good first impression.
He's a financial advisor. Warning alarms. He mentions he's into fine dining and classic cars, which shows because he clearly has the cash the splash, but it hints that he's not willing to splash any of that cash on you. Terrible.
Plus, Instagram Stalking? Mate, absolutely not.
6
Levi
Levi is incredibly brave. But he's clearly not here for love.
Do you see those shorts? Those are SHORT shorts, my friends. That bulge? Bravery given phallic form. And he's a professional water polo player - sure, water polo, like, who cares, right? But he's a professional athlete. Good body all year round.
But then, his friends call him Romeo. Yep, couple that with those provocative shorts and we know he's not looking for love, he wants a good time with as many lovely ladies as possible. Well, you're not getting at my lovely lady lumps, mate.
So, the best pick? Depends. If you want to settle down Mason looks good, but if you're more interested in a tropical fling, then maybe Levi is a better pick.
