Governator-2 blasts onto mobile
Surely this is about Arnie?
Usually we avoid quoting directly from a mobile game's press release, but sometimes we just can't better the descriptions of the companies themselves.
Witness Governator-2, the new game from HeroCraft:
"An ideal demolition demon, a cybernetic perfect one and just a regular guy – Governator once again stepped in the life and the work of honest terrorists, peace-loving maniacs, upright extremists and other nice members of the world of madmen. In his stylish manner he transforms populous training camps into child's sand-boxes and underground military bases into deserted oases of the democracy."
Oh, and also it features "a lot of different locations full of blood lusting psychos", "a large arsenal of weapon", and "a horrible final boss".
Don't think we're taking the mickey – all mobile games should be described like this. We certainly want to play Governator-2 as soon as possible based on this blurb, and so should you.