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Governator-2 blasts onto mobile

Surely this is about Arnie?

Governator-2 blasts onto mobile
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Usually we avoid quoting directly from a mobile game's press release, but sometimes we just can't better the descriptions of the companies themselves.

Witness Governator-2, the new game from HeroCraft:

"An ideal demolition demon, a cybernetic perfect one and just a regular guy – Governator once again stepped in the life and the work of honest terrorists, peace-loving maniacs, upright extremists and other nice members of the world of madmen. In his stylish manner he transforms populous training camps into child's sand-boxes and underground military bases into deserted oases of the democracy."

Oh, and also it features "a lot of different locations full of blood lusting psychos", "a large arsenal of weapon", and "a horrible final boss".

Don't think we're taking the mickey – all mobile games should be described like this. We certainly want to play Governator-2 as soon as possible based on this blurb, and so should you.

Stuart Dredge
Stuart Dredge
Stuart is a freelance journalist and blogger who's been getting paid to write stuff since 1998. In that time, he's focused on topics ranging from Sega's Dreamcast console to robots. That's what you call versatility. (Or a short attention span.)