Caption Competition: the many faces of Big Phil Scolari
All about those renders that aren't quite right
He's the Academy Master of EA's new DS footie game, but to us at least these renders of Chelsea coach Luiz Felipe Scolari suggest wildly differing sentiments.
We've subtly added our own interpretations, as you may be able to detect, but what we're after are yours. What do you think Big Phil is saying in the following pictures?
Answers (1-5) in the comments.