Car crash simulator Turbo Dismount has left the ramp and is out now on iOS
Ballard would be proud
Secret Exit's wacky crash simulator Turbo Dismount is out on iOS right now.
Yep, fellow PG newser Harry Slater (jot that name down) lied to you when saying it was out this Thursday. Outrageous.
Everything else he said was fine, mind. As unbelievable as it might be, Turbo Dismount really is about sending a ragdoll on a vehicle into traffic, or up huge ramps.
The appeal? It's morbidly hilarious to see a ragdoll get whipped around and crushed by cars and lorries as it clings for life onto a moped. Right?
If you answered "yes" to that question, you may want to get yourself over to the App Store to download Turbo Dismount.
It's free, but has a £3.99 / $5.99 one-time premium unlock IAP.