What can we say about this girl right here?
Allegra is from Swansea, a coastal town in Wales, so we know she's prepared to deal with the cold. Surprised she's surviving the tropical island.
She's friendly enough, to be quite honest, but Cocktail Entrepreneur? I'm guessing she, like, makes recipes online? Or maybe she's freelance bar staff? That would be an excellent title. I should put Head of Strategic Editorial on my emails.
As with many of the ladies on Love Island she's there for the sunshine and might get a bit promiscuous along the way, just make sure not to trigger her potential jealous side.
Now this is a real entrepreneur.
Erikah is from Norwich, which likely implies she's a bit posh, and works as a Jobbing Actor. You know, she does background stuff and, well, whatever other roles fly her way.
But she has made over 100 makeup tutorials. Boom! That's a real talent. And with that kind of consistency? She doesn't brag about it here, but I'm sure her blog or YouTube channel has plenty of loyal fans. Plus, that shade of lipstick? Guuuuuurl.
If you're looking for a waifu for laifu, Erikah is a strong candidate.
I don't trust her.
There's something about Jen that screams "extra".
She's from London, so yeah, she could definitely be a shady one. Most people from London know it's a big enough place to have to specify which part of London you're from. The secrecy here is unsettling.
She's a Fashion Blogger, which is great, but this "mega resting bitch face" thing? Oh no, we all use that excuse honey, but I'm not buying it. If you're gonna give me the stink eye, then at least be real with me about it.
Be cautious around this one.
Talia is real with us, and that's what is most important to me.
She's interested in the boys sure, and she might even play the field a bit, but she's a strong woman, making her own career being a Music Journalist, and claims to be less high-maintenance than her hair, which is, well, I guess it's promising but that hair looks pretty immaculate?
She's fashionable and knows what she wants, which is great, but she's from Watford, and therefore probably well into football. Oh well. So close to being perfect.
Me?! I'm the ultimate woman.
Or, you are, I guess. Depends on your preferences, really, but you'll start Love Island: The Game by making your own woman, giving her the hair that best represents you and rocking it. I'm a Social Media Influencer. Which is kind of close to Head of Strategic Editorial.
Ultimately the superior waifu will be one of your own creation, unless it's one of the girls above.
It's Erikah, right? Yeah it's Erikah. She's pretty great.