Duke Nukem 3D is coming to the Vita in January. So if you're one of the eight people left in the world who hasn't played it yet, and you happen to own Sony's handheld, you're in luck.
It's the Megaton edition that's set to hit PSN, which should mean you'll get the core game and three DLC packs for somewhere around £10.
Or you could save that tenner and spend it on a trip to somewhere you've never been before.
The game will land on the 13th in the US, and the 14th in Europe. So there you go. You could make it a late Christmas present to yourself.