Out at midnight: Turtle Totem is about wobbly piles of turtles and lots of poop
The sky is your toilet
Turtle Totem is a game in which you stack turtles up into the sky in order to save a kidnapped turtle princess.
You drop the turtles on top of one another, dodging the floating islands of spikes, sky mines, and collecting eggs.
You'll also need to swipe away incoming planes piloted by skull people that have come to dismantle your pile of shelled reptiles.
More importantly, there are laxatives to collect that make your turtle have immediate and explosive poops on top of the head of the one below.
Fart joke
This toilet humour serves as a power-up that boosts your turtle stack much higher. It's highly advantageous excrement.
There are plenty of other power-ups, and you'll need to use the gold you collect to unlock them in the shop.
There's also a range of hats that you can buy for the turtles. Of course there are. What do you think this is - not a free to play video game? Well, it is.
You'll be able to download Turtle Totem for free on the UK and US App Stores at midnight.
