Postal Babes are here to polish your mobile guns
Running with Scissors is good for you
It was August 2007 when we first heard that the Postal Babes were gearing up to go on a bikini-clad adventure, and it seems the Dude’s hot-bodied buddies are finally available for you to get your clammy little hands on.
HeroCraft has just launched the Postal Babes game, which isn’t entirely dissimilar to the kind of blazing guns, swinging machetes and blackest of black humour gameplay we’d expect to see the Dude and Uncle Dave enjoying.
Your task is to step into the thong of the infamous Postal Babes and take back Paradise’s university campus, which is under siege by some kind of maniac group, or terrorists, or something.
The local college girls have been taken hostage, and only the Postal Babes can get them out. Er, get the college girls out, I mean.
Anyway, the game follows a 2D platform view as you pick up any number of available weapons to help you cut through the waves of evildoers, from baseball bats and knives to machetes and machine guns.
The signature Postal decapitation function remains fully intact, apparently, so there’s plenty of gore to go with your good-looking guerrilla girls.
Head on over to HeroCraft and start playing vigorously with your small, vibrating equipment (fnar fnar). Brings a whole new meaning to pocket gaming, eh?
