Society grinds to halt as Zoo Keeper DX Touch Edition lines up for iPhone and iPad
There is no escape. There are only animals
Like eating Haribo Tangfastics laced with weapons-grade crack, Zoo Keeper is possibly one of the most mercilessly and life-destroyingly addictive leisure time pursuits imaginable.
So, the arrival of this match-three puzzler today on the App Store is essentially a sign of the End Times. Global productivity will surely cease as the entire world joins together to arrange square-shaped creatures in lines of three or more. (Turns out this is what the Mayans were banging on about. Not even Bruce Willis can save us now.)
Still, if you’re prepared to spend what little time you have left on the kind of puzzler that will all but superglue your hands to the touchscreen, then you can download this universal app today.
Zoo Keeper DX Touch Edition takes the Normal and Tokoton modes of the DS game and transplants them into a more finger-friendly format. Free updates are promised and it requires iOS 4.1 or later.
It’s also been specially reduced for launch, costing £1.19 / $1.99 / €1.59 for a while compared to its standard price of £2.39 / $3.99 / €2.99.
You can download it from the link below, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. Might as well say goodbye to your loved ones while you're waiting for that progress bar to fill.
