[Update] Out now: Men's Room Mayhem is the third-best thing you can do in a toilet

Royal flush (Updated: Now on Android and Vita, too)

[Update] Out now: Men's Room Mayhem is the third-best thing you can do in a toilet
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Updated on May 23rd, at 08:30: Men's Room Mayhem is also now available on Android, where it costs 68p / 99c.

It's also on PS Vita. It costs £1.99 / $1.99 (£1 / 98c for PS Plus subscribers), and there's a free trial.

Original story follows...

Want to play a game about toilets... while sitting on the toilet?

Thanks to a new iOS game called Men's Room Mayhem - out tonight, priced 69p / 99c - you will be able to do just that. But remember to wash your hands, yeah?

In this one, you play as a janitor in a nightclub toilet, and must direct patrons - Flight Control style - to urinals and cubicles.

You'll need to act quickly to avoid messy accidents. AND you'll need precision. If two heavily inebriated customers have a run-in, you see, they'll have a fish fight in the middle of the men's room.

Also, you are awarded extra points for maintaining proper men's room etiquette (leave a space between urinals, lads) and encouraging good personal hygiene.

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Men's Room Mayhem has five toilets (from nightclub to country pub), lots of different objectives to tackle, a blitz mode, and a handful of different patrons to juggle.

The game's also out on PS Vita this week. In our Silver Award review of the Vita edition, we said: "As Men's Room Mayhem proves, the awful reality of a trip to the toilet on a night out makes for a fantastic video game."

You'll be able to get your (hopefully clean) hands on the Universal Men's Room Mayhem on the App Store when the clock strikes midnight. Now, flush.

Mark Brown
Mark Brown
Mark Brown spent several years slaving away at the Steel Media furnace, finally serving as editor at large of Pocket Gamer before moving on to doing some sort of youtube thing.