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50 celebrities bioengineer their own Spore creatures

Spore invites struggling celebs to show off their Creature Creations

50 celebrities bioengineer their own Spore creatures
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We all know, thanks to Hello and OK magazines, that if a celebrity isn't doing it, it's not worth doing.

To fill the yawning gap in celebrity endorsed gaming, Maxis has invited 50 struggling celebs to put their names against Spore; getting together in their own obscure, semi-organic collective to give birth to creative creatures.

Reading through the list of 'celebrities'* isn't much different from taking a glance in the phone book, however - eventually you see a name you recognise, but it's not necessarily the person you think it is. Then again, it's hard to be entirely disdainful of any marketing gimmick that manages to get the great Adam West involved, and hopefully he'll have had the good sense to create some kind of camp bat-like animal as his in-game entity.

There's talk of a website being put together to showcase the bioengineering talents of the C-list, but no indication of what it actually is just yet. Hit 'Track It!' to keep informed of how the Batman fares in building a man-bat, and in the meantime here's a list of the Spore Idol finalists:

*(The italicised celebrities are exempt from the author's sarcasm - ed)

• Adam West
• Andrew WK
• ANT
• Benjamin McKenzie
• Bijou Phillips
• Breckin Meyer
• Brian Eno
• Carlos Santana
• Christopher Titus
• Cole Sprouse & Dylan Sprouse
• David Arquette
David Lynch
• DJ AM
• Drac Studios
• Elijah Wood
• Emeril Lagasse
Flight of the Conchords
• Greg Grunberg
• Hal Sparks
• John Aboud
• Margaret Cho
• Mario Lopez
• Melissa Joan Hart
• Peaches
• Stan Lee
• Stephen Colletti
• Steve Aoki
• Joey Fatone
• Alex Greenwald
• Chad Michael Murray
• Jaime King
• Jason Ritter
• Katy Perry
• Masi Oka
• Michelle Pesce
• Neil Patrick Harris
• Sal Masekela
Will Wright
• Zachary Levi
• Alex Albrecht
• Alex Bogusky
Brian Crecente
• Charlene Li
• Craig Newmark
• Curt Schilling
• Eric Nakamura
• Gary Vaynerchuk
Geoff Keighley
• iJustine
• Jay Aldeson
• Joel Johnson
• Kent Nichols
• Kevin Rose
• Mark Cuban
• Michael Arrington
• Philip DeFranco
• Richard Branson
• Robert Scoble
• Scott Beale
• Veronica Belmont

Spanner Spencer
Spanner Spencer
Yes. Spanner's his real name, and he's already heard that joke you just thought of. Although Spanner's not very good, he's quite fast, and that seems to be enough to keep him in a regular supply of free games and away from the depressing world of real work.