Unless the Naked Gun franchise somehow managed to pass you by, you probably have a couple of expectations going into iOS adventure game spin-off The Naked Gun: I.C.U.P.
Chief of these is probably that you'd expect it to be funny. Unfortunately, that pun in the title is about as funny as the game gets.
After a cursory look at the screenshots you're probably also expecting The Naked Gun: I.C.U.P to be a point-and-click adventure. Wrong again.
Sure, it uses a familiar location-hopping, scavenger hunt-style structure, but there's little in the way of inventory-wrangling, puzzle-solving, or branching conversations.Son of a gun
In The Naked Gun: I.C.U.P, you play as Lt. Frank Drebin Jr., son - yes - of the late Leslie Nielsen's classic series protagonist.
Episode 1 sees you patrolling the streets and attempting to solve a wide range of cases - some of them attached to the rather flimsy over-arching story and others entirely optional - while indulging in the odd mini-game or arbitrarily jabbing the screen in a desperate hunt for the seemingly endless list of hidden collectibles.
Each location has a tally of things to find - including squish-able cockroaches, police paperwork, and specific objects assigned to secondary cases - and you're free to hop around the map as you continue your kleptomaniacal dance of glee.
Occasionally, you'll converse with other characters, opening up new locations, and the cycle begins anew.Personality counts
Unsurprisingly, the pacing is all over the place, and the game adopts a kind of kitchen sink approach to proceedings. There's even a totally incongruous real-time apartment upgrade mini-game that exists purely to encourage you to cough up real-world cash, despite the profusion of in-game currency.
Despite all that, there's something oddly likeable about the game's eagerness to entertain, even as virtually every gag falls flat thanks to poor scripting and stilted voice work.
All that kind of makes The Naked Gun: I.C.U.P. a tricky one to judge. Yes, it's a barely interactive hidden object extravaganza, but there's a genuine charm to its consistently varied, persistently good-natured gameplay.
It's pleasantly presented and broadly engaging, with a generous quantity of gentle, stress-free busywork. Lower your expectations, hop on in, and you'll find there's a lot to like about The Naked Gun: I.C.U.P's dumb but appealingly enthusiastic re-working of an indisputable comedy classic.