I bet you didn't wake up this morning with the desire to be a piece of toast. You may wanted to have eaten some toast (yum). But actually be toast? Nah.
But with the news that I Am Bread is out on iOS now, well, perhaps you do want to be some toast.
That's the idea of the game, you see. You play a slice of bread that you have to wiggle out of a cut loaf, flip-flop your way across the kitchen towards a toasting implement, and sizzle.
It's much harder than writing that sentence was, though, trust me. You have limited control of the bread, somehow making it grip to surfaces when climbing kitchen units.
Plus, if it should fall to the ground it will rapidly lose its "Edibility." So, er, don't fall down.
Ready to give it a go? You can purchase I Am Bread for £3.99 / $4.99 on the App Store right now.