Is Mucho Party too subtle for you? Just skip past the foreplay and jump straight to Fingle, then. Just Make sure you wash your hands and trim your fingernails beforehand.
The game presents you with a series of moving squares and demands that two players keep their fingers planted on them. This results in a veritable digit spaghetti junction. It's pretty much Twister for fingers.
Maybe your idea of a romantic night in takes on more of a sci-fi theme. Hey, no judgements - we're all nerds here. Spaceteam is the ultimate Star Trek role playing aid.
It asks you and a crew mate to fly a starship, with each iOS device serving as a malfunctioning control panel. It's the ultimate way to fly your partner to the stars. And then crash into said stars. Then argue about whose fault it was.
What's the best date game? Yes, you're right, pool is pretty good. But I was thinking more of air hockey. There's playful to-and-froing to be had, not to mention bending over tables and a fair amount of grunting.
Pktball is basically digital air hockey. Okay, so there isn't as much of the aforementioned physical chicanery. But you do have to sit really close to the other person, which has to count for something.