If you know anyone with a smartphone and a love of modern popular culture, they're probably playing Love Island: The Game. Like, right now.

In that sense, Love Island: The Game is kind of like Pokemon GO for Millennials who don't really like games or walking. Except that you're trying to land a very different kind of catch.

There's a similar amount of balls flying around the place, though.

It might not surprise you to learn that we at Pocket Gamer are rather perplexed and confounded by the whole Love Island phenomenon. If we're going to spend time on a digital desert island, we're sure as heck not going to waste time and effort chatting up a a bunch of virtual cretins.

In fact, we'd probably just play one of these desert island games instead.