No, I'm being deadly serious here. Later today we should see Fire Emblem: Heroes' latest 'in-white' update roll out on iOS and Android.
Addressing the elephant in the room - er - update, we'll have four of our main maidens donning fairy tale and princess worthy wedding dresses. 'Talys's Bride' Caeda, 'Money Maiden' Charlotte, 'Perfect Bride' Cordelia, and 'Bride of the Plains' Lyn.
You'll probably notice from the trailer, but the ladies' regular weapons have also had a bit of a tweak. Instead of swords and, you know, normal weapons, you'll be holding bouquets of flowers, a giant metal spoon, a big ol' candle, and cupid's bow. Though, a giant metal spoon would actually hurt a fair bit. Which are the best characters in Fire Emblem Heroes? We'd know.
Aside from the costume change, there'll also be a new Paralogue story called Bridal Blessings which'll add a few new events to the list, and give you the chance to collect some more delicious, delicious orbs. Mmm.
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