I mean just.. yuck. How do you describe a game like Smooth Operator! with another word? It's a two player kissing simulator in which you need to get the biggest high-score by furiously attacking the other person's mouth with your tongue. Or something like that. It's out now for £2.29.
Just like in real life, you'll use super moves with fancy names like "wave, the twist, the bro-shake, air guitar, death breath, pizza tongues, and kitten tongues"
Curiously excited about it ? Watch two members of our editorial team go at each other's mouth below: