Out now: Break all the rules in thing touching puzzler Please, Don't Touch Anything
Shut up I'll do what I want
Thing touching puzzler Please, Don't Touch Anything has just hit the App Store, and it will cost you £3.99 / $4.99.
The game presents you with a red button, and the request that you don't push it. So you push it, obviously. And then… stuff happens. Like nuclear explosions.
There are 25 devious puzzles to work through, and everything is presented in pixel art and scored with a chiptune soundtrack. Which you can see and hear for yourself in Alysia's hands-on video, above.