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Wish Angry Birds had more blood? Cute Things Dying Violently may quench your thirst

Everything's gotta die at some point

Wish Angry Birds had more blood? Cute Things Dying Violently may quench your thirst

Four years after it was originally released on Xbox 360, Cute Things Dying Violently has now arrived on iOS and Android.

The title says it all, really. The idea is to help these "cute things" to traverse a level full of deadly traps. It's not easy.

There are buzzsaws, fire, spikes, and electricity to avoid. Doing so requires precision and timing.

The only way you can move these happy characters is to launch them Angry Birds-style. So, flinging them across the screen as if using a catapult.

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This means that if you have played Angry Birds you should be able to get right into Cute Things Dying Violently.

And if you're fed up of the bloodless violence of Angry Birds then this game will satisfy you with its unblemished gore.

You can purchase Cute Things Dying Violently for 79p / 99c on the App Store and Google Play. It's also available to buy on Steam.

Chris Priestman
Chris Priestman
Anything eccentric, macabre, or just plain weird, is what Chris is all about. He turns the spotlight on the games that fly under the radar.