Words fail me when thinking about how completely ridiculous Ski Safari 2 is.
So instead of trying and failing to describe how brilliantly batty the whole thing is, just click the play button on the video you see above, and watch as I hurtle down a hill at top speed, smashing log cabins in my way with a little help from abominable snowmen.
Ski Safari 2 comes to Android and iOS on August 27th, and will cost £1.49 / $1.99.
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