Nope. I can't find any words with any level of meaningfulness to accompany the above video.
I've done many stories for videos here on Pocket Gamer, and for all sorts of weird and wonderful games. But this one beggars belief.
A new Game Boy game? In 2015? Is this a dream? Am I dreaming? Seriously, I'm dreaming, right?
Just click play. I need to lie down.