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Coffee Stain Studios has released a new version of manic ungulate-em-up Goat Simulator, which features two of the most well-worn tropes in gaming: zombies, and crafting.

Now, instead of just licking houses and wandering into traffic, your goat must fend off the undead, build weapons, and "eat every five minutes to survive, just like your grandmother".

You can also play an easy mode without the hunger option, if you're a MASSIVE wuss. God, I'm embarrassed to know you're even reading this site.

The developer says Goat Simulator GoatZ is "a fine contender for the dumbest thing to come from Coffee Stain Studios yet". Judge for yourself on iOS or Android.

Either way, it's gonna cost about £3.99 / $4.99.