Watch Apple's WWDC 2014 keynote here from 6pm UK time
iOS 8! iPhone 6! Stages!
Tonight at 6pm UK time various men in sensible expensive clothes will stand on a stage in San Francisco and tell us things about Apple products.
We'll probably learn something about iOS 8, if the snapshots doing the rounds this weekend are anything to go by. Maybe we'll see a new iPhone 6 with a larger screen and an iWatch with a smaller screen and a strap.
Maybe Jony Ive will unveil an OS so smooth that it doesn't have any buttons, just the whisper of what buttons might once have been.
More likely it'll all be about Macs and I'll fall into a sullen slumber halfway through, chuntering about things that don't fit in your pocket.
Whatever happens though, you can watch the entire thing by following this link right here.
Harry Slater
Harry used to be really good at Snake on the Nokia 5110. Apparently though, digital snake wrangling isn't a proper job, so now he writes words about games instead.