Go Kane! is a drug-dealing sim that was banned from iOS but is now available on Android
Winners don't do drugs
Go Kane! is a not particularly interesting game about dealing drugs, made a little more interesting by the fact that Apple rejected it from the App Store because of its content.
Luckily though, Google doesn't care about corrupting the youth of today, and the game is available right now on the Play Store.
The game sees you buying and selling a variety of non-specific powders and pills in order to free your kidnapped girlfriend.
Each bundle of drugs has a maximum value, and you need to push your luck in a series of deals to try and get the most cash. Go too far and you'll get busted by the corrupt police force.
If you don't manage to make enough money during your 25 turns, then it's game over. If you fancy you can pay to complete the level and unlock the next, or just try again.
There are adverts to skip through as well, or I guess you could tap on them if you wanted. I don't know anyone who does that though.
It's sort of based on the product-moving parts of GTA Chinatown Wars, which is available on iOS. I guess Rockstar is allowed to sell drugs whenever and wherever it wants. In games. Obviously.
If you want to stick it to the Apple man and play a game about selling drugs you can grab Go Kane! from the Google Play Store right now for nowt.
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