You know that 69p / 99c that's floating around in your back pocket? Grab it, head on over to the App Store, and download colourful action-adventure Bastion for your iPhone or iPad.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with it, Bastion is a Pocket Gamer Gold Award-winning action-RPG in which you take on the role of "the kid".
As this particular kid, you have to traverse a variety of floating islands, and use an arsenal of hammers, guns, and bows to destroy waves of enemies (like windbags and squirts) along the way.
Bastion features a narrator that comments in real time on almost every move you make and action you take in the game.
Smash a box with your hammer, for example, and the narrator will remark on it. Accidentally roll off a platform into the abyss, and the narrator will comment on your premature demise, too.
You can grab Bastion from the App Store right now for the measly sum of 69p / 99c.