ITN Flix's Vengeance: Woz With A Coz, the B movie tie-in starring Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, is now available for the iPhone and iPad.
Despite Wozniak lending his image and voice to this auto-runner - and featuring in promotional videos for it - the game is actually an interactive promo for Sons of Anarchy tough guy Danny Trejo's latest action movie, Vengeance.
You can watch the trailer for Vengeance here. We apologise in advance.
Interestingly, the Vengeance: Woz With A Coz storyline was penned by Wozniak himself. In the game, Woz's wife (referred to as 'J-Woz') is abducted from the back of a Segway, forcing the portly ex-Dancing with the Stars contestant to pursue her kidnappers on foot.
Our unlikely hero has a range of weapons at his disposal (guns, knives, etc.) to take care of his celebrity opponents, including rapper Baby Bash and MMA fighter Rashad Evans.
If this ludicrous collision of disparate elements has flicked your silly switch, you can find Vengeance: Woz With A Coz on the App Store for 69p / 99c.