Fact: there just aren't enough reptiles in the military.
Slick Entertainment has recognised this, and through its upcoming side-scrolling iOS game Shellrazer, it's seeking to rectify it.
In Shellrazer, you take charge of a caste of warriors who have major beef with goblins. In order to obliterate their foes, these combatants hitch a ride across the continent on some giant migratory turtles and dish out all manner of bullet-based pain.
With a whole host of weapons, customisation options, and levels to power through, Shellrazer seems set on quenching the thirst of iOS side-scroller fans everywhere.
Shellrazer will blast onto the App Store on July 26th as a Universal app. Its price hasn't been revealed yet.
While you wait for Shellrazer to go live, check out its trailer below.