Kobito Dukan for 3DS will give you dwarf nightmares
Down at the bottom of the garden, no one can hear you scream
Last month, we brought you what we believe to be the top 20 worst pieces of handheld game box art ever. It was a harrowing experience for all of us, but it shows that we will go to great lengths to bring our readers quality entertainment.
It looks like we may need to alter that list ever so slightly, though, for a new contender has entered the ring. Meet Kobito Dukan: a Japanese 3DS game based on the bestselling 'Illustrated Encyclopedia of Dwarfs'.
Apparently, these dwarfs are all the rage in Japan at the moment, since, according to the Japanese, they are so disgusting to look at yet so beautiful at the same time. From our perspective, one of those statements is definitely correct, while the other one is most definitely not.
Fortunately, we won't have to stare at these terrifying faces every time we walk into our local GAME any time soon, for Kobito Dukan will no doubt stay firmly on Eastern shores.
The game will be released in Japan on July 26th. Anyway, excuse us while we try not to have nightmares for the rest of our lives.
Kotaku