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Hector: Badge of Carnage Ep1 walkthrough (chapter 2)

Step by step guide to chapter 2 of the smuttiest game on the iPhone and iPad

Hector: Badge of Carnage Ep1 walkthrough (chapter 2)

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Hostage situation
This guy is a stickler for manners, so choose, "Good day, sir...". Keep goading him until you get a chance to ask him a question.

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Finally you'll be at a list of questions for the terrorist. Choose "What do you want?" to hear his demands. They are: fix the clock tower, shut down the sex shop and fund a local charity.

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Chat to Superintendent Meeks about buying off the bugger in the building. He'll give up a small jar of loose change. When you're done, click the map and choose the park.

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Park entrance
Take a pamphlet. Talk to the tourist rep to receive a pin badge. Give him your jar of money to receive some breath mints. Enter the park proper.

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Park statue
Talk to the little chav about drugs. Give them the mints, and pick up the dropped spray can. Continue down the path to the right of the screen.

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Toilet blocks
Enter the toilet, listen to the man's call and then leave. He'll run off into the bushes. Go back into the toilet.

Look at the stall, and then examine it again to find out how you can score some cash. You'll need a distinctive hairstyle and a red handbag. Puzzle ahoy! Now use your map to head to the porn shop.

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Porn shop street
Talk to Blind Ali and ask him how to get through the security door. He'll tell you he has the code, so ask him what he wants in return. He says he wants something "tactile", *shudder*.

He means the sex doll inside, but its too expensive for Hector. Go to the park on your map and head to the toilet block.

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Toilet block
Kick the heroin addict into the sex doll box to add him to your inventory. Head back to the sex shop.

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Porn shop
Pick up some free lube. Use your heroin-addict-in-a-box on the legit sex doll to swap them over.

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Head outside and give the doll to Blind Ali. He'll whisper the secret combination to the porn shop's store room. We'll come back to that later. Use your map to pop off to the clock tower.

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Clock tower
Pick up the needle and use it to open up the locked clock tower door. Head inside.

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Inside clock tower
Chat to the clocksmith to find out what you need to find: a minute hand and a big old X. Head to the statue in the park.

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Park statue
The bishop's staff on the statue would make a perfect minute hand. Now those annoying chavs are out of the picture, grease up the staff with your free lube and nick the staff. Head back to the clock.

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Inside clock tower
Give the staff to the clocksmith. He'll let you upstairs, so head up the steps.

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Clock tower top floor
Grab the power drill. Then look out the window to find out what naughty second job the drum basher is up to: he's an illegal bag merchant! Get your butt down there.

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Clock tower
Drop a penny in the busker's cup, and request "Papa's got a brand new bag". You'll get a free bag. Spray paint it red with your spray can, and head back inside the clock tower.

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Inside clock tower
Remove the VHS from the video player. Have a look in the cupboard and nick the XXX jug. Use the jug on the moonshine to borrow some metal-dissolving booze. Head to the porn shop.

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Porn shop
Use your video tape on the VHS. When the shop keeper is busy, tap on the security panel to enter in Blind Ali's code and get access to the back room.

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Porn shop backroom
Flip the switch to turn off the deadly lasers. Hardest. Puzzle. Ever. Go upstairs.

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Porn shop office
Use the power drill to remove the giant letter X through the window. It'll smash the delivery hatch, letting you enter from street level. Use the digital hand scanner in the back room to exit into the porn shop.

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Porn shop street
Pick up the X. Head back to the clocktower.

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Clock tower top floor
Give the clocksmith the giant X to get the clock back in gear. Hooray, you've met one of the terrorist's curiously benevolent demands! Head to the porn shop and enter the basement from the street.

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Porn shop basement
Pick up the cable. Open the box to find a stash of vibrators. Use the moonshine to corrode the load-bearing beam. Try turning on the light for the beggar to burn out. Hook up the electrical cable to the socket. Pull the light switch to finish off the smut bazaar.

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Demolished porn shop
Two down! Pick up the wig and head to the park.

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Toilet blocks
Combine the wig with the red handbag to complete your drug dealer disguise. Double tap the items to put on the costume.

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This guy wants the "thing". Choose these conversation options:
"Alright I'm ready to deal"
"You tosspot. You don't think I'm stupid enough to bring the thing with me, do you?"
"Do I have to spell it out for you?"
Grab the money. Exit to the front of the park.

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Park entrance
Give the briefcase full of money to the tourist information bloke.

Congrats! You've completed Hector: Badge of Carnage. Well, I say congrats, but I did most of the work. Make up for it and pour me a cuppa. I've got hostages to save.

Mark Brown
Mark Brown
Mark Brown is editor at large of Pocket Gamer