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Passion iPhone app measures sexual prowess

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Passion iPhone app measures sexual prowess
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Not content with keeping the population of the world entertained and informed, the App Store is now taking its campaign for global domination a step further by encouraging iPhone owners to create a whole new generation of customers.

Passion, by Chris Alvares, is an app that actually rates your sexual performance to maximise your reproductive potential. Okay, so we made up the bit about reproductive potential, but the rest, remarkably, is true.

Passion works like this: you put your iPhone on your bed - the product description on iTunes also invites you to place it in an arm band or in your pocket, but I suggest that doing either of these reveals more about your attitude to sex than the app itself could - and then you get down to business.

The app evaluates your sexual performance based on three factors: how much noise you make, how long you do it for, and how much motion you generate. Once your romantic transaction is complete, you press the ‘Stop & Calculate’ button on the touchscreen and Passion gives you a rating out of 10.

Then, you can upload your score to an online leaderboard to compare your performance with other love-makers around the world.

Stay tuned for our forthcoming video demonstration.

Mashable

Rob Hearn
Rob Hearn
Having obtained a distinguished education, Rob became Steel Media's managing editor, now he's no longer here though.