Become Caesar in Romans and Barbarians on the mobile
Romanes eunt domus!
Okay, normally we like to write out our own interpretations of press releases, but in the case of HandyGames's new strategy title, Romans and Barbarians, the original was just too good not to publish. Check it out:
"Ave Caesar! In the brand new HandyGames real time strategy game everyone can be the ruler over the roman people and the roman legions on the mobile! Dispossess in fine tradition the ruling imperator and create your own empire as mighty Caesar!
"Command obeisant architects to construct dignified buildings for your citizens! Set up a powerful army and become a great general because of the threatening menace at the horizon: Wild barbarians are moving towards Rome to destroy your city and to steal your precious freshly pressed Sucus!
"Be well prepared for their warriors, shamans and hungry wolves! Care for your citizens, strengthen your units and show the barbarians who rules the lands! Train your foolish army and command them to defend Rome by all means! Caesarem Populusque Romanus – For the Emperor and the roman citizens!"
Sucus? Anyway, it sounds pretty good. Strike the dignified 'Track It!' button to ensure you are not dispossessed of any imminent intelligence regarding the distinguished Romans and Barbarians amusement avenue. Or whatever.